Glossary of Horse Terms |
A Bit: What you have left in your pocket after you've been to your
favorite tack shop.
Colic: Gastro-intestinal result of eating at horse fair food stands.
Colt: What your mare gives you when you want a filly.
Dog House: What you are in when you spend too much money on grooming
supplies and pretty halters.
Easy to Catch: In a 10x10 stall.
Easy to Load: Only takes 3 hours, 4 men, a 50lb bag of oats, and a
tractor with loader
Easy Rider: Rides good in a trailer; not to be confused with "ride-able".
Endurance Ride: End result when your horse spooks and runs away with you.
Hives: What you get when receive the vet bill for your 6 horses, 3 dogs,
4 cats, and 1 donkey.
Feed: Expensive substance used to manufacture manure.
Fence: Decorative structure built to provide your horse with something to chew on.
Gallop: Customary gait a horse chooses when returning back to the barn.
Hobbles: Walking gait of a horse owner after their foot has been stepped
on by their horse.
Hock: Financial condition of all horse owners.
Horse Auction: What you think of having after your horse bucks you off.
Light Cribber: We can't afford to build anymore fencing or box stalls for
this buzz saw on four legs.
Lunging: Popular training method in which a horse exercises their owner
by spinning them in circles until dizzy.
Nicely Started: Lunges, but not enough health insurance to even think
about riding him.
Pinto: Green coat pattern found on freshly washed light colored horses
left unattended for 2 minutes.
Rasp: Abrasive metal tool used to remove excess skin from ones knuckles.
Stall: What your rig does at rush hour in an unfamiliar city on the way
to a big trail ride.
Three Gaited Horse: A horse that. 1) trips, 2) stumbles, 3) falls.
Well Mannered: Hasn't stepped on, bitten, or kicked anyone for a week.
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