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Some members of our church feel it is too cold inside...
others feel it is too hot even when it is prayer-conditioned.
Too many Christians are no longer fishers of men
but find themselves keepers of the aquarium.
God didn't promise us it would be easy or painless;
He just promised us it would be worth it!
Friend please don't lead me into temptation;
I have spent way too much time finding it myself
A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
If you are wrinkled with burden come to church
there you will find a free faith-lift.
Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
Don't wait for the hearse to take you there either.
When praying, don't give God instructions ...
just report for duty. He will bless you for it.
Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.
Put your trust in the light while you have it .
Warning : Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or Nonsmoking ?
Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
Help fight truth decay -- study the Bible daily.
Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.
Remember Atheism is a non-prophet organization
Give God what's right -- not what's left.
We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.
God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.
Man's way leads to a hopeless end --
God's way leads to an endless hope.
Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean them.
The Musings listed here are only intended to cause an
ocassional smile and maybe make a laugh or two come out.
Send yours today via email - A-Friend@Yours.com